Top Die Hard Quotes

John McClane

"It's okay. I'm a cop. Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years."

"You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."

"Cmon baby, come ta papa, I'll kiss ya f*****n' dalmatian."

"Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

"No f*****g s**t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

"Yippee-ki-yay, m**********r."

"Take this under advisement, jerkweed"

"Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?"

Hans Gruber

"Who said we were terrorists?"

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

"I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite."

Back to the top