Top E.T. Quotes

Elliot

"He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship."

"It was nothing like that, penis breath!"

"You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T."

"He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home"

E.T

"E.T. phone home."

"Be good."

"Ouuuuch!"

Michael

"Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something."

"Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?"

"Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan."

"We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!"

Greg

"Well, can't he just beam up?"

"You wimp!"

"Something is definitely happening..."

Mary

"If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away."

"A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?"

"Michael, please do the dishes."

Tyler

"An Extra-Terrestrial! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"

"We made it! Oh s**t!"

"Michael, please do the dishes"

Gertie

"A deformed kid."

"Is he a pig? He sure eats like one."

"Give me a break!"

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