Top Honey I Shrunk the Kids Quotes

Wayne Szalinkski

"I shrunk the kids."

"They're in the backyard. I threw them out with the trash"

"No if the machine had blown up th kids, they'd be pieces of them everywhere!"

"Sorry, but I'm positive about this. The machine shrunk our kids."

"Yeah producing oxygen, Russ. We all have to do our part. You know how all the jungles are receding everywhere?

Diane Szalinkski

"Are you saying it works? The machine works?"

"Well, up until now the machine just blew things up"

"That's another thing that worries me, Amy in the dark, with little Russ Thompson"

Amy Szalinkski

"Weird family."

"If you were my brother, I'd put myself up for adoption."

"I'm not even going to tell you one more time to shut up."

Nick Szalinkski

"I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste."

"When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn't take too long"

"Where'd you learn artificial respiration?"

Nope. Baseball is for mortals.

"Have a ball baby"

"No, even worse... lawnmower!

Russ Thompson Sr

"When I was your age, I put on twenty pounds of pure unadulterated blitz-the-quaterback-and-rip-his-head-off muscle, Russell!"

"The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that."

"Is that clear? I can't hear you!"

Russ Thompson Jr

"Blow it out of your shorts, Ron!"

"It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us."

"Ron, if you had a corndog it would be the size of a truck."

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