Top Breakfast Club Quotes

John Bender

"Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar."

"Eat my shorts."

"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

"Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? "

"No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp."

"Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?"

"But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

"Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl."

Andrew Clark

"You ask me one more question and I'm beating the s**t out of you."

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."

"Wow. Are you psychic? "

"Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases."

"Uh, what ruckus?"

"Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal."

Brian Johnson

"I'm in the math club."

"Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."

"Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is."

Claire Standish

"Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school."

"I have a really low tolerance for dehydration."

"Why? Cause I'm telling the truth, that makes me a b*tch?"

Allison Reynolds

"Hey, I like all that black s**t... Why are you being so nice to me?"

"Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913."

"I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan."

"I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac."

"When you grow up, your heart dies."

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