Chunk
"Mikey this is great! We only have old chaunaka decorations in our attic.
What's this stuff all about?"
"Kind of like us Mike... The Goonies."
"Honest. We went over to Mikey's dads place
and we found this map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure."
"Ok, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't
come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."
"Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's
dinnertime. Why don't we go home?"
"Okay, Mouth. I've taken all I can stand... and I can't stand no more!"
"Mikey,
Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in."
"Do you think your Mom is going to notice?
Notice that the statue's penis is missing."
"Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for
real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy."
"Hey! I bet you guys think I was going to drop it huh? But
you wouldn't expect that from good ol Chunk"
"You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble."
Mouth "No pen. No write. No sign!"
"Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!"
"Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?"
"C'mon
Mikey, give me a lickery kiss!"
"I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk
eat his way through?"
"Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up."
"Senior
Jerk Alert!"
Data "That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph."
"Pinchers of Peril...
saved by my Pinchers of Peril!"
"Holy S-H-*-T!"
Stef
"OK, you kissed. Now tell."
"Next time you kiss him, do it with your
eyes open. It's a whole different experience."
"You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing
it up."
"This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid."
Andy
"I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!"
Sloth
"Mamma you've been bad."
"Sloth love Chunk."
Classic Clip
